That's the spirit! An energy boost to start the day! Nothing like a tall glass of Mabel Juice to get the blood flowing!
Did you like the dinosaurs?
The gorilla suit was absolutely necessary. Okay, when I said "nothing like a tall glass of Mabel Juice", I really meant, "Nothing like a tall glass of Mabel Juice being shoved into your face at the break of dawn by a screaming gorilla".
I think I've tasted worse plastic dinosaurs, but I can't lock in a personal rating until I try them without a screaming gorilla in my face. It affects the experience.
Oh! Amethyst has probably tasted WAY more of them, though. On purpose. If you ever wanna branch out, I think she'd get a real kick out of Mabel Juice.
Yeah, I don't know about this, Barry. Sometimes you think you can trust a pizza parlour and then it turns out they cut their pizzas into square slices.
And a square pizza is just... a betrayal.
[ his dad, once upon a time: one day you'll learn to love all pizza :) steven, aged 16: i think NOT, sir ]
"everything that goes wrong is my personal responsibility to fix, i will give until i am a withered up husk of a person, and my food choices are Questionable" ]
What! How different could it be from getting anchovies?
Okay, that's it. I'm calling them as soon as they open and I'm asking them to deliver their best "fish stew" pizza.
And then I'm gonna make sure to tip extremely well because if they don't think it's a prank at first, they're probably gonna have to work extra hard to rise to the challenge. Because I'm a civilized young man who appreciates them.
And THEN we're gonna eat that pizza and prove me right that it'll be good, Barry!
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My history with surprises is long, complicated, and sometimes magical. Usually involving people showing up who just plain don't like that I'm there.
But you know what? I've gotta give you credit. A pineapple smoothie before sunrise can really help you start turning things around. That was nice.
Still not sure why the gorilla suit was a factor?
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Did you like the dinosaurs?
The gorilla suit was absolutely necessary. Okay, when I said "nothing like a tall glass of Mabel Juice", I really meant, "Nothing like a tall glass of Mabel Juice being shoved into your face at the break of dawn by a screaming gorilla".
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Oh! Amethyst has probably tasted WAY more of them, though. On purpose. If you ever wanna branch out, I think she'd get a real kick out of Mabel Juice.
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How much can someone trust a 3 AM pineapple pizza? Where are you getting it?
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[ you know, the one that gave them cold garlic bread that one time. barry hasn't been the same since. ]
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And a square pizza is just... a betrayal.
[ his dad, once upon a time: one day you'll learn to love all pizza :)
steven, aged 16: i think NOT, sir ]
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[ if steven didn't see this one coming... ]
me, a snail: finally arrives at door w roses
So much of the balance of pizza is in the crust. People can't just abuse that kind of power over an eating experience.
takes the snail, leaves the roses.
I personally feel like there's never enough crust. There's too little and when you crunch just right, there should be more.
Square pizzas promise that.
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It does sound like we agree on our thick crust policies. The crust is what brings it all together.
Maybe I can see if Fish Stew Pizza will do square slices?
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And I actually do want to try that out. Every time.
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Pizza is a very flexible medium for a food artist.
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You're judging me for my pizza shape when you'd willingly eat fish stew pizza? For real?
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"everything that goes wrong is my personal responsibility to fix, i will give until i am a withered up husk of a person, and my food choices are Questionable" ]
What! How different could it be from getting anchovies?
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[ that's all you're getting, steven "your taste is questionable" universe. ]
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Okay, that's it. I'm calling them as soon as they open and I'm asking them to deliver their best "fish stew" pizza.
And then I'm gonna make sure to tip extremely well because if they don't think it's a prank at first, they're probably gonna have to work extra hard to rise to the challenge. Because I'm a civilized young man who appreciates them.
And THEN we're gonna eat that pizza and prove me right that it'll be good, Barry!
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[ js!!! ]
Also I'm super duper really busy at that time.
[ he's not. we all know barry has no plans. ]
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Threats aren't really my thing.
Don't be afraid of this pizza. Make time to be open to the experience!
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[ he's dry heaving, man. he's dry heaving. ]
Please don't tell me you're ordering a large fish guts drink to wash it down with.
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What's your stance on juice boxes again?
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You can never go wrong with a juice box.
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