Yeah, I don't know about this, Barry. Sometimes you think you can trust a pizza parlour and then it turns out they cut their pizzas into square slices.
And a square pizza is just... a betrayal.
[ his dad, once upon a time: one day you'll learn to love all pizza :) steven, aged 16: i think NOT, sir ]
"everything that goes wrong is my personal responsibility to fix, i will give until i am a withered up husk of a person, and my food choices are Questionable" ]
What! How different could it be from getting anchovies?
Okay, that's it. I'm calling them as soon as they open and I'm asking them to deliver their best "fish stew" pizza.
And then I'm gonna make sure to tip extremely well because if they don't think it's a prank at first, they're probably gonna have to work extra hard to rise to the challenge. Because I'm a civilized young man who appreciates them.
And THEN we're gonna eat that pizza and prove me right that it'll be good, Barry!
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[ you know, the one that gave them cold garlic bread that one time. barry hasn't been the same since. ]
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And a square pizza is just... a betrayal.
[ his dad, once upon a time: one day you'll learn to love all pizza :)
steven, aged 16: i think NOT, sir ]
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[ if steven didn't see this one coming... ]
me, a snail: finally arrives at door w roses
So much of the balance of pizza is in the crust. People can't just abuse that kind of power over an eating experience.
takes the snail, leaves the roses.
I personally feel like there's never enough crust. There's too little and when you crunch just right, there should be more.
Square pizzas promise that.
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It does sound like we agree on our thick crust policies. The crust is what brings it all together.
Maybe I can see if Fish Stew Pizza will do square slices?
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And I actually do want to try that out. Every time.
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Pizza is a very flexible medium for a food artist.
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You're judging me for my pizza shape when you'd willingly eat fish stew pizza? For real?
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"everything that goes wrong is my personal responsibility to fix, i will give until i am a withered up husk of a person, and my food choices are Questionable" ]
What! How different could it be from getting anchovies?
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[ that's all you're getting, steven "your taste is questionable" universe. ]
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Okay, that's it. I'm calling them as soon as they open and I'm asking them to deliver their best "fish stew" pizza.
And then I'm gonna make sure to tip extremely well because if they don't think it's a prank at first, they're probably gonna have to work extra hard to rise to the challenge. Because I'm a civilized young man who appreciates them.
And THEN we're gonna eat that pizza and prove me right that it'll be good, Barry!
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[ js!!! ]
Also I'm super duper really busy at that time.
[ he's not. we all know barry has no plans. ]
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Threats aren't really my thing.
Don't be afraid of this pizza. Make time to be open to the experience!
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[ he's dry heaving, man. he's dry heaving. ]
Please don't tell me you're ordering a large fish guts drink to wash it down with.
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What's your stance on juice boxes again?
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You can never go wrong with a juice box.
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