OPEN RP

[gempathizing]

just keep it chill my dudes

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[gempathizing]

Oh. I was thinking of it more like being assertive.

Threats aren't really my thing.

Don't be afraid of this pizza. Make time to be open to the experience!

[accelerate]

I taste vomit in my mouth and I haven't even eaten this thing yet.

[ he's dry heaving, man. he's dry heaving. ]

Please don't tell me you're ordering a large fish guts drink to wash it down with.

[gempathizing]

Don't worry, I draw the line at fish drinks.

What's your stance on juice boxes again?

[accelerate]

I think the people who dislike juice boxes should be theoretically erased from the timeline.

You can never go wrong with a juice box.

[gempathizing]

Then we're gonna be all set. I'm armed with juice boxes and faith in my friends! I was born for this terrible pizza idea!

[accelerate]

Are you legit about the juice boxes? Because I always had this running theory that you carried them everywhere.

[gempathizing]

Yeah? I just think boxes are the best juice delivery system. Are you a bottle guy? Because I can accommodate that.

[accelerate]

What do you think about people who drink it from a glass?