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[gempathizing]

just keep it chill my dudes

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[gempathizing]

[ Jail! Jail for 100 years!!!! ]

Okay, that's it. I'm calling them as soon as they open and I'm asking them to deliver their best "fish stew" pizza.

And then I'm gonna make sure to tip extremely well because if they don't think it's a prank at first, they're probably gonna have to work extra hard to rise to the challenge. Because I'm a civilized young man who appreciates them.

And THEN we're gonna eat that pizza and prove me right that it'll be good, Barry!

[accelerate]

This would be far more threatening if you threatened to make me pay for it. You do know that right?

[ js!!! ]

Also I'm super duper really busy at that time.

[ he's not. we all know barry has no plans. ]

[gempathizing]

Oh. I was thinking of it more like being assertive.

Threats aren't really my thing.

Don't be afraid of this pizza. Make time to be open to the experience!

[accelerate]

I taste vomit in my mouth and I haven't even eaten this thing yet.

[ he's dry heaving, man. he's dry heaving. ]

Please don't tell me you're ordering a large fish guts drink to wash it down with.

[gempathizing]

Don't worry, I draw the line at fish drinks.

What's your stance on juice boxes again?

[accelerate]

I think the people who dislike juice boxes should be theoretically erased from the timeline.

You can never go wrong with a juice box.

[gempathizing]

Then we're gonna be all set. I'm armed with juice boxes and faith in my friends! I was born for this terrible pizza idea!

[accelerate]

Are you legit about the juice boxes? Because I always had this running theory that you carried them everywhere.

[gempathizing]

Yeah? I just think boxes are the best juice delivery system. Are you a bottle guy? Because I can accommodate that.

[accelerate]

What do you think about people who drink it from a glass?